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Progress Report, September 2025: Nevermind
October 6, 2025
Hello everyone. Unfortunately, we will not be hosting an Open Beta, due to reasons outside of our control. We've dealt with things like this before, but we’re sorry that this had...
Progress Report, August 2025 - Phonics, Portraits, Pulaski
September 1, 2025
Happy August 32nd! This month, project funds were embezzled to take a vacation to Chicago, wasting time during our most crucial phase of development. Gratefully, we're still on sch...
Progress Report, July 2025 - Four-Team!
July 30, 2025
We're back for our monthly report, and right on time. This month has easily been the most productive month since we started this port back in February. Lots of new talent has joine...
Progress Report, June 2025 - 5th Year Anniversary!
July 4, 2025
Hello everyone! It's time once again for what we hope to be a monthly status report on the progress of the Steam release - and we are characteristically one week late. Except this ...
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