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The Double Down Update: Day 2

January 22, 2025 - hunterbunney
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Day 2 of The Double Down Update is here! Today, the Jenkins–Jenkins blood feud expands onto another new made-in-house map (and onto the pages of another dubious magazine). Also, a weapon teased in the trailer short is ready to be scrutinized, blindly theory-crafted about, and declared to be unbalanced slop before anyone has even gotten to use it.

As always, find full-res versions of Day 2's graphics and posters on the artwork page.

Click here to view Day 2! (You can navigate between "days" using the ticket at the top of the update page.)

The Double Down Update: Day 1

January 21, 2025 - hunterbunney
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Business is a minefield. Not that Orson Jenkins would know (although you could have your legs blown off by anti-tank ordnance and still be a good deal taller than he is). He's spent years dodging bullets, juking knives poised over his back, and hiding in the back of his limousine crying, but while his person has been endangered, his company has never been under threat. Until today — by dint of another roly-poly moneyman, vying for the coal king's throne.

You've heard the rumors, watched the animated short, and used the short as fodder for new rumors, and they're probably all true, because The Double Down Update is coming, and Day 1 is coming even sooner: now!

The Double Down Update releases January 24th. Check out the artwork page every day for full-scale posters and logos.

And click here to view Day 1!

Auld Acquaintance

December 31, 2024 - sniffy194
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Since this project started, countless fads have come and gone, governments have fallen, music tastes have cycled, the width of jeans has waxed and waned, ever more satellites have been turned into indesinent space debris. Against our most vehement naysayers and the apex predators of the video game industry threatening our marketshare, we’ve outlived all of them. Contemporaries from 2014 have withered into dust against our might – our playercount standing strong against SimCity BuildIt and Pro Evolution Soccer 2015. The numbers are clearly in our favor.

In the spirit of the pending New Year, of Hogmanay, of the Feast of Saint Sylvester, of the twelve grapes of luck, of resolutions and promises we’ll pretend to keep, we figure it’s a good time to reflect on the history of the project and what lies ahead. We’re really proud of how far this project’s come, few mods manage to last a decade. Children born in the earliest days of Team Fortress 2 Classic’s development have already performed their first spawncamps on Harbor, with many more on the way. Our next major update is inches away, with a last-minute swell of new hires helping get it over the finish line; for them, we’re eternally grateful.

What is it that ignites the heart of man? Why do the wants in their heart draw them to our mod, against the fiercest competition and our glacial update pace? What gives us the same persistence and indestructibility of the aforementioned space debris? I look into the eyes of our community as if I’m staring down a fearless and starving beast, yet I see the reflection of me and my Eminoma co-conspirators, realizing that we’re all a part of the same community, we’re all still fans. The line is blurrier than you’d think.

As such, we’ve asked all of our developers – past, present, and future – if they could share some words about the project, anything they’d like. We’re still waiting on the responses from our future developers.

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